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Context:\u00a0<\/em>This was a little scene that I wrote using the idea that I had to write about people doing some sort of physical activity without explicitly saying what they were doing. Can you figure out what’s really going on?<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

In the twilight hours of the night, two figures sit in the shadows of the city, alone and huddled together.<\/p>\n

“Is it in yet?”<\/p>\n

Pamela wasn’t quite able to see what he was doing, so she wasn’t sure what she was waiting on.<\/p>\n

“That’s rude, don’t say it like that! This kind of act takes time and commitment.”<\/p>\n

Victor didn’t like Pamela’s tone. He was doing the best he could.<\/p>\n

“Well, hurry up! I don’t want to get caught in this position…”<\/p>\n

“Look, Pam, we aren’t going to get caught, no one’s even around right now. As long as we’re quiet, people won’t have a clue what we’re doing.”<\/p>\n

“Oh… fine, I’ll be patient. Hopefully, I won’t fall asleep waiting for you.”<\/p>\n

Pamela leaned back against the wall, getting more comfortable.<\/p>\n

“Would you rather take it and shove it in yourself? Because I know you don’t have any skill with this tool. You do your job, I’ll do mine and we’ll both come out of this satisfied.”<\/p>\n

“Whatever… Hmm.” Pamela sighed audibly.<\/p>\n

Victor finally overcame her attempts to distract him and popped it open.<\/p>\n

“There it is, it’s in now. Your turn.”<\/p>\n

“Finally, some action! Time for me to get it on.”<\/p>\n

Pamela bends over, stretching and preparing herself for the job ahead.<\/p>\n

“Work what you got girl, but don’t go too fast. We have to be careful.”<\/p>\n

“Yea, yea. You just keep a lookout and don’t get too distracted by the assets.”<\/p>\n

Pamela winks at Victor right before she goes out of view.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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